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For cryin' out loud!!  Can't I surf in peace without my mother bugging me?  She swears she saw a new way to measure bust size, so while I'm trying to read some good old smut, she's bothering me so she can see what cup size I am.

According to those new "measurements", I'm a B cup. 

Maybe in an alternate reality.  *snort*

Though I should add that she screwed up while doing it.  O_o