*implodes*

( Warning.....bitch fest about Ebay, bills, ELF and other stuff )

 

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"Stop!" Draco shouted. "For the love of God, humanity, puppies, and my poor ears which I will rip off and burn if you continue, please stop!" 
*falls over*

Title: The Obligatory 'Draco is a Veela' Story that Every HP Fanfiction Author has to Write
Author: mahaliem
Rating: Teen
Summary: Draco is part Veela. Unhappy with his chosen mate, he searches for a substitute.